"An 11 year old boy rides a vacuum cleaner as if it was a toy car and his (you know what) slips through an opening in the casing and it is seriously injured by the fan blades"
Let me point out the issues in this one:
1. This kid is ELEVEN! Too old to be riding a vacuum
2. How powerful is this vacuum?! I was a chunky kid, but even so- I dont think there is any age I would have stood on a vacuum and it would still be able to move
3. He is doing this naked! I mean- little kids run around naked- but 6th graders?!
4. If this happend to my kid- the first thing I would think of is not "Hey- lets sue the vacuum cleaner company, because they are obviously at fault"
So if you read this- and laugh out loud- just so you know, you aren't alone. (and hopefully you are not sitting in a library)
4 comments:
Hahaha, I remember my husband had some pretty silly fact patterns in his classes too.
That's hysterical! I did laugh out loud - unfortunately, I'm home alone in the kitchen on my lunch hour. Wow.
Hahahaha! Unfortunately, I know a few 6th grade boys that would ride the vacuum cleaner naked. Maybe even a few 7th grade boys...I won't mention this story to them!
love this case-- yeahhhh torts!
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